12.19.2008

Top Ten Reasons We Hate Route 1.

1. Crappy hotels that look like they should be in a horror movie

2. Random pedestrians running across the road in undesignated areas

3. People driving 40 mph or slower in a 45 mph zone. (in the left lane.)

4. Rush hour traffic in the middle of the day

5. Lights that never turn green

6. 3 or more police cars pulling one car over every half mile

7. Creepy people on the bus that try to talk to you

8. Car repair places every quarter of a mile, none of which appear reputable

9. Two Walgreens show up two miles apart from each other within a month (one which replaced DAKS!!)

10. The Multiplex STILL says "Thank you to our loyal patrons...etc" after being closed for more than a year and a half. (We've been going to the Hoffman for five years, anyway)

*BONUS* 11. PEOPLE THAT RANDOMLY STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF TRAFFIC TO TURN LEFT WHERE THERE IS NO LEFT TURN LANE.. RESULTING IN NEAR REAR END COLLISIONS AND BACKUP BECAUSE IT IS USUALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SWITCH LANES IN TIME.

Have more reasons? Feel free to add to the list :D

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